Best blowjob machine

What is the best blowjob machine out there?

The saying “if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” can be applied to almost anything and everything in life, but not to blowjobs. Men love a good head; it’s a universally accepted fact. Anyone with a penis needs little to no selling on the idea of a blowjob. This is why you look for a sexual partner. But what’s a man to do if there’s no one around to provide oral pleasure? Enter blowjob machines – probably the best invention in the 21st century (that’s an exaggeration of course, but you get the point).

Don’t have one yet? Well, this entry is for you. Here’s our exhaustive list of the best blowjob machine in the market.

Our Top Five Picks of Best Blowjob Machines

1. Kiiroo Keon

It’s a tight race to the top but Kiiroo Keon notches the number one spot for its ergonomic and intuitive design, high-tech features, and mind-blowing blowjob functions that give can make your head spin. From virtual reality porn synchronization, interactive mode, high-quality realistic sleeves (feels like Fleshlights), works with Fleshlight sleeves, real-time connectivity with other toys (so you and your partner can play with your sex toys), customizable strokes, and so on, all for a realistic blowjob experience. 

Quick Specs

Size dimensions: 8.66″ x 5.12″ x 5.75″

Weight: Total weight 4.2 lbs. (2.4 lbs. for the case, 1.8 lbs. for the stroker)

Insertiable length: 9 inches

Canal diameter: 1.6 inch

Material: ABS, PC, silicone, TPE (penis sleeve)

Run time: 0.5 to 2 hours

Charging time: 4 hours

Speed: 6 to 230 strokes per minute

Stroke length: 0.8 to 2.56 inches

Noise: Medium

Hands-free? No

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Ergonomically designed plus grip control for convenient and hassle-free solo play
• Tactile buttons to avoid accidentally pressing buttons
• Interactive blowjob machine, can connect to interactive VR porn, 2D, and 3D
• Fast and powerful machine for intense head experience
• With Feel Technology that lets you connect it with other sex toys

Cons

• Pricey
• Limited sleeve options

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

Kiiroo Keon is a high-end and high-tech robotic blowjob machine specifically designed to provide the best head for anyone with a penis. The device itself is made up of two interlocking cases; the exterior case and the inner case.

The exterior case is responsible for the realistic up and down strokes which simulate the natural movement of either oral or penetrative sex.

The inner case is made up of the masturbation sleeve (Feel Stroker), Kiiro’s own version of Fleshlight (we’re pretty sure you are familiar with Fleshlight by now, right?). The sleeve is a vagina-shaped opening usually modeled from real adult stars, which is also textured and tight inside to mimic the softness and tightness of real human skin. The inner case can be used as a manual masturbator itself. The interior case locks in place on the outer case to make a fully automatic blowjob simulator.

With a total weight of 4.2 lbs., this blowjob machine is quite chunky. But with good weight comes great power, right? This is because you will definitely feel the high-quality materials that made up this automatic male masturbator.

Kiiro Keon is actually the new (and better) version of Fleshlight Launch. It is compact and sleek and comes in a modern design that looks like a smaller coffee maker. It is ergonomically designed too as it comes with ridges on both sides to help you hold it in place comfortably. The bottom is made up of smooth silicone material for a soft and squishy feel on your pubes. The Launch, on the other hand, was quite massive, almost comparable to an inflated football. 

Features and Functions We Like

Interactive Mode

The interactive mode is the biggest selling point of Kiiro Keon, and it can do three main things; one is to let you control the device via an app (both for iOS and Android), two is it can connect with your partner’s sex toy (via Bluetooth) to spice things up, and three is its connectivity to the interactive website to take your solo play to a whole new level.

The Realistic Strokers

While this blowjob machine only comes with one classic textured sleeve – the Feel Stroker, it is for the most part, more than enough to deliver its job. The classic combination of TPE and silicone make and looks like the real one; it has the tightness, texture, and suction you can expect from a real head.

And like Fleshlight Launch, you can also mix and match this automatic blowjob machine with their sleeve collection (FeelStars, similar to Fleshlight Girls). So far they have 14 FeelStars to choose from, with different tightness, intensity, stimulation feel, texture, etc.

2. Autoblow A.I.+

Second on the list is the Autoblow A.I.+, the newest, and probably the best offering from one of the most popular automatic blowjob machine manufacturers in the world, Autoblow.

This male masturbator has everything you can ask from a premium blowjob machine, it has a full stroke length function for a full pleasure experience, responsive control, a dedicated mobile app to control the machine using your mobile device, 10 blowjob preset settings, interchangeable sleeves, and speed customization. What sets this blowjob machine apart from other blowjob machines in the market is its A.I. (artificial intelligence) feature, which lets you choose a program and the device will take over from there and improvise the head for you. How cool is that?

Quick Specs

Material: ABS, silicone

Insertiable length: 8.5 inches

Canal diameter: 3 inches to 6.5 inches

Stroke per minute: up to 200

Stroke length: 0 to 3.9 inches

Operation noise: moderate

Hands-free: Yes, with a little planning and some trial and error

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Artificial intelligence – intelligent and fully automated
• Incredibly realistic variations in stroking action (w/ 10 blowjob preset setting)
• Interchangeable sleeves, realistic textured sleeves
• Realistic opening
• With intuitive smartphnone app
• With voice command
• Easy to clean silicone sleeves     

Cons

• Works only with Autoblow sleeves
• Putting the sleeves in place can be tricky
• Heavy
• Noisy
• No rechargeable batteries (you have to plug it to use it)
• Expensive 

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

There are actually three models in the A.I. category of Autoblow, the A.I., A.I.+, and the 2+ XT. The Autoblow A.I.+ is the new generation blowjob machine from Autoblow. Autoblow A.I. and the A.I.+ are almost identical, the latter, however, comes with an adjustable grip to care for various penis sizes. Also, the latter can change sleeves.

Other features found in A.I.+ that are not present in the A.I. is the adjustable grip, voice control, WiFi link, and the freestyle mode that lets you customize the head you get.

Also, the A.I.+ comes with a new motor and textured sleeves, it also features artificial intelligence, giving penis owners variations in the head action for a more realistic blowjob experience.

Unlike many automatic blowjob machines in this list that come with a battery, the A.I.+ must be connected to a power source throughout your solo play, since it doesn’t come with rechargeable batteries. The good news about that though is, you can enjoy this automatic blowjob machine for as long as you want, and as often as you want. No charging time is needed. Aside from that, everything in the masturbation process is pretty much the same; get hard, lube up, and thrust your penis into the sex toy and let it take you to paradise. 

Features and Functions We Like

The A.I.+ plus is a giant leap from the brand’s previous model. The textured sleeves alone make for the most realistic feeling. The artificial intelligence, of course, is the difference-maker, you can literally just let the device take over and take care of the fun. 

Works like the real thing

The AI function comes with voice command control that literally lets you communicate with the device via simple voice commands. It also features a remote-control function that lets other people take control of the device while your penis is inside, this is great for anyone looking to spice up their relationship. It also comes equipped with a wide array of blowjob libraries that you can download for variations on how you want your penis to be sucked. Should you want a more intense solo play session, this male masturbator comes with a tightness adjustment feature that lets you adjust the device on how tight you like it.

Feels like the real thing

There are three main components in the A.I. Autoblow machines, the outer case, the silicone sleeve, and the engine components. The majority of the outer case is made up of ABS plastic, which is latex and phthalates-free.

The inner sleeve of the device is made up of silicone, which makes an incredibly realistic feel for your penis. This is a breath of fresh air, since most sleeves in the market such as Fleshlight and Tenga, are made up of TPE, which is prone to developing mold. Silicone, on the other hand, can last way longer without this problem.

The sleeve inside is textured with ridges, and the intensity you feel depends largely on the thickness of the penis. Males with an average-sized penis need not worry, as it is more than enough to give an amazing head.

In terms of the blowjob function action, the A.I.+ comes with 10 preset modes, which functions are pretty self-explanatory. This includes full stroke, intense, fast edge (perfect for edging), teasing slow stroke, bottom stroke, top stroke, top and bottom stroke, master stroke 1 and 2, and the full A.I. experience. The last mode is definitely the game-changer here, as it features different head styles from different modes, giving you the variations you need for the most realistic feel.

The blowjob experience itself almost feels like the real thing. This is a good thing, since that is basically the point of enjoying yourself with this type of product. The machine itself is pretty comfortable and easy to use, though a little bit chunky. 

3. Fleshlight Quickshot Launch

To say that Fleshlight revolutionized the sex toy industry is a huge understatement. The Fleshlight sleeves really changed the way how male sex toys should be made, which opened the doors to more realistic and intense male masturbators that gets you as close to the real thing as possible. The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch remained true to its brand’s reputation, and like other products under its banner, you can consider it a masterpiece.  

Quick Specs

Material: PC ABS, PU coating

Stroke length: 4 speeds

Stroke speed: 250 strokes per minute

Run time: Up to 1 hour

Sensation: Adjustable focused sensation (tip, shaft, or base)

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Ultra-realistic experience – feels like your first time every day
• Customizable action, just like the real thing, with Turbo Thrust for extreme blowjob action
• Rechargeable battery can run up to one hour for uninterrupted fun
• Ergonomically designed (easy and comfortable to use, with intuitive buttons and functions)
• With programmable pleasure zones to focus the pleasure
• Powerful device
• Smartphone mount

Cons

• Long charging time
• No Bluetooth connectivity
• No WiFi connectivity
• No interactive feature

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

Fleshlight is no stranger to innovation. They love to take things further and push the limits of human imagination, the Quickshot Launch is a testament to that.

Launched a couple of months ago, the Quickshot Launch is Fleshlight’s replacement for their discontinued automatic blow machine Fleshlight Launch. The Quickshot Launch is actually a combination of two legendary products under the same brand, the Fleshlight Launch, and the Quickshot product line, thus you can call it the hybrid of the two successful products.

Quickshot Launch is probably the most straightforward blowjob machine on this list – it has no unnecessary bells and whistles, in terms of performance though, it simply delivers.

The machine features multiple body-conscious tweaks in terms of design, which are all meant to improve the experience and carry the brand’s legacy. Some of the most notable features include: four different stroke speeds and lengths, incredible power, a rechargeable battery, can toggle three pleasure zones of your penis for a more focused feel, handles for ergonomics, and with smartphone mount (in case you want to phone-sex your partner or watch you want to watch your favorite porn star on your phone).

The machine itself is quite compact, yet it is packed with features and intelligently uses its open-ended design to demystify the whole cleaning and maintenance process. 

Features and Functions We Like

Everything in this blowjob machine has to be admired. It really raised the bar since its last iteration. It comes with handles that let you easily and conveniently get your dick milked on at any and every position. There aren’t many blowjob machines in the market today that can do that.

The control pad is incredibly easy to use; they are straightforward and intuitive, and each is specifically modeled to smoothly work with your thumb, allowing you to make changes and take full control of the blowjob machine with a simple twitch of your finger.

With the ability to stroke your penis 250 times per minute, the Quickshot Launch is also one of the most powerful automatic male masturbators out there. That’s a huge leap from the previous version (Fleshlight Launch’s 180 strokes per minute).

Easy setup

Like all Fleshlight products, the Quickshot Launch is so easy to set up. Simply charge the blowjob machine (this is pretty self-explanatory). Once it’s ready, remove the hard open-end caps to reveal the soft, squishy, vagina-like material, lube it up, and voila! You are ready to thrust your penis in and let the machine take over. 

Sits on you pretty nicely, with a smartphone mount too

Quickshot Launch is so ergonomically designed that it will sit on you pretty nicely while you do your thing in it; this easily makes it one of the best blowjob machines out there today. That bottom is made up of soft material that feels so soft and comfortable on the skin.

 And if you are like any normal person, you probably like watching porn on your smartphone. Well, they thought about that with their universal smartphone mount. This means you no longer have to strain your eyes and hurt your arm from holding your phone just to have a good view of the action. The mount holds your phone throughout your whole milking session.

Important note: Your phone will stand directly above your dick, so make sure you have a tissue with you ready at arm’s reach so you can shield your phone when the time comes.

Toggle through the settings without missing the action

You will not miss a beat in this blowjob machine; it is so intuitively designed that you can toggle through its settings without messing up the mood.

The variations in strokes (speed, length, focus, etc.) make a really interesting experience; you are not limited to pre-programmed sets, and you can even customize them yourself. Just like you normally would get from a real head. You can set it slow, tease, or on a jaw-clenching and mind-blowing session – it’s all up to you and your imagination.

Unfortunately, your experience is limited to up-and-down action. There is no WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity for interactive solo play.

4. Autoblow 2+XT

As said earlier, the Autblow A.I.+ is easily up there as one of the best blow job machines your money can buy, but it’s going to ask you a lot of money. A cheaper alternative for it is the Autoblow 2+XT. Yes, the model is quite a handful to pronounce, and its weight is no different. However, like its more expensive sibling, it is reliable, easy to use, and feels really good too. 

Quick Specs

Material: ABS, silicone, TPE (sleeve)

Insertiable length: 8.5 inches

Canal diameter: Fits 3 inches to 6.5 inches

Speed: Up to 200 strokes per minute

Stroke length: up to 3.9 inches

Modes: Variable stroke speed and length

Quiet? No, it’s loud

Hands-free? You can use one hand

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Reliable quality, as expected from Autoblow
• Replaceable sleeves
• Cheaper than other blowjob machines
• Can be enjoyed with one hand       

Cons

• No A.I. feature
• Single cylindrical chamber that makes single stroke (other Autoblow blowjob machines come with double chamber)

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

Autoblow 2+XT is a big upgrade from the Autoblow 2, as the former now comes with improved performance and replaceable sleeves. If you are asking what happened to Autoblow 1 and why the brand started with 2, we don’t know either.

To use it, simply plug the device into a power outlet (yes you have to plug it in, like other Autoblow blowjob simulator toys, it doesn’t come with a battery), lube it, and then insert your penis and let it to the rest.

The positive thing about not having rechargeable batteries is you can enjoy this blowjob simulator for as long as you want, so long as there is electricity.

Autoblow is one of the most efficient blowjob machines out there, simply put your dick in and your penis automatically gets the royalty treatment it deserves – for cheap. With what exactly? Well, mechanically speaking, they use three beaded bracelets to choke and stroke the sleeves, which essentially mimic the penetration. 

Features and Functions We Like

Hands-free blowjob machine, almost

The hands-free stroking is one of the best-selling features of Autoblow 2+XT. Just hold it in place (or be creative with your position), thrust your penis in, and it will simulate the blowjob movement like a real human mouth. You get to be in control of everything, from the sensation and intensity (stroke speed and stroke length).

Easy to use, easy to clean interchangeable sleeves

Like any other blowjob simulator toy, this Autoblow bj machine can switch with different sleeves, giving you the opportunity to try other sleeves from Autblow’s realistic textured sleeves for a different feel and blowjob experience. That means you can switch to the sleeves that perfectly suit your size, girth, and squeeze preference.

Autoblow 2+XT however, is not as smooth and as intense (you can also say not as realistic) as other blowjob sex toys with steeper price tags. Also, it is not the quietest, as a matter of fact, it is loud. So while it comes in a discreet box, the operational noise is not discreet at all. You may have to consider that before using the bj machine. Despite all that, it is definitely one of the cheapest blowjob machines out there that deliver such a commendable blowjob experience.

5. Lovense Max 2: For Contractions

Lovense is one of the first sex toy makers that mastered the art of teledildonics technology. This Singaporean-based sex toy company has a wide range of products ranging from remote-controlled vibrators, dildos, and smart sex toys. Their best-seller male sex toy is the Lovense Max 2, an interactive blowjob machine that promises to deliver intense pleasure through immersive hands-free, interactive, VR porn, solo-play experience. 

Quick Specs:

Material: Hard plastic, TPE (for the sleeves)

Insertion length: 9.5 inches

Insertion width: 3.33 inches

Product weight: 1.65 lbs.

Charging time: 2 hours

Run time: 2-3 hours

Speed: 360-degree contractions

Sensation modes: 7 vibration settings, 3 contraction settings

Noisy? Yes

Hands-free? No 

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Stable WiFi connectivity
• Vibration and contraction duo action for your pleasure
• Dedicated app features endless possibilities and functionalities
• Great for VR porn
• Great for people in long-distance relationship
• Discreet design, simple, yet straightforward functions
• 2-hour charging for 2 to 3 hours of play
• Fast customer support
• Comes with a warranty

Cons

• Note that TPE material is porous, thus, it should be cleaned thoroughly and dried
• The sleeves is a dirt magnet
• Clicking sound from the button sounds unsexy
• Magnetic charger and air vents don’t have great design

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

Lovense Max 2 is a vibrating blowjob machine that uses patent-pending 360-degree contraction technology. The contraction is powered by a couple of air pump motors placed on each side of the sleeve, while the vibration is powered by the motor that sits close to your penis. This allows the blowjob machine to provide variations in its stroking performance using seven vibration patterns and three contraction settings.

For your privacy, the Max 2, like its original sibling, comes in a brown unlabeled package. Beneath it is the unlabeled packet white box that houses the automatic male masturbator.

When it comes to its build, this blowjob machine is unlike the ones that are featured above. It doesn’t come with a futuristic, coffee-maker-like shape, rather, its body is a simple ribbed cylindrical shape that makes for easy and convenient handling. It’s simple, yet sophisticated and masculine. The case is also made of high-quality ABS plastic, non-porous and non-toxic material.

The top of the case is easy to open for convenient removal and cleaning of the sleeve. The bottom part comes with a magnetic charging dock and air pressure vent, there is also a sliding switch that will let you control the vacuum suction of the machine, should you need to change it. And for emergency release, there is a quick-release valve at the bottom (a great feature for your peace of mind, right?).

To use this device, you will need to charge it first. And to charge it, simply turn it off and plug in the magnetic USB cable to its small charging port. This blowjob machine has a Li-ion rechargeable battery which takes just about 2 hours to charge fully. It can also run for the same amount of time.

Important note: Never use this bj machine while charging.

Features and Functions We Like

Intense sleeves

The Max 2 blowjob machine comes with a colorless orifice, but you can, of course, purchase the pink vagina-like sleeve separately. The transparent one is a lot easier to clean, as you can easily see the inside while washing. If you prefer a more realistic look, then you should definitely get the vagina-like sleeve.

The sleeves feature nodules and ridges for realistic and intense feelings, and pair that with the blowjob machine’s vibrating motor and air vacuum function, expect your dick to get the royalty treatment it deserves. The sleeves feel pretty similar to Fleshlight’s Flight Pilot, it is quite stuck, but no big deal.

Full control for your pleasure

The Max 2 features two buttons on its case to let you control the vibration and vacuum function. You can also pair it with your smartphone and control it straight from the app.

To switch it on, simply press and hold the button for three seconds until the light indicator goes green. To switch through the functions, toggle through the seven vibration settings. The patterns are low, medium, high, pulse, wave, fireworks, and earthquake.

For solo play and partner play

As with other blowjob machines, the Lovense Max 2 is specially designed for solo play pleasure. However, it also comes with features that let you enjoy the sex toy with your long-distance partner (via app).

For solo play, you can use the vibration and suction control power to pleasure yourself. You can also download the app and control the device from there. The good thing about the app is you can create patterns, use others’ control vibrations, or customize your own pattern. You can also sync this sex toy with virtual porn for a more immersive experience.

VR porn is available on the Real Virtual Porn website. Simply register an account, log in, connect your VR headset (Samsung Gear VR, Oculus Rift, etc), search through their porn library, and voila! Let the virtual reality experience take your masturbation to the next level.

For people in a long-distance relationship, you can use the app (your partner on the other side needs to log into the app at the same time too), and choose “sync together” for long-distance virtual sex. Obviously, your partner must have a compatible sex toy such as Nora and connect the toy with the app too.  

Another great thing about this feature is it lets you spice things up through three modes, namely; in control (you can control the vibration of your partner’s sex toy), being controlled (the opposite of the previous one), and the 2-way interactive (both you and your partner’s sex toys sync ad simulate your sex).

6. Kiiroo Onyx+

Kiiroo’s Onyx sex toy series is easily one of the best blowjob machine series on the market, and the Onyx+ lives up to that expectation. It is a huge improvement from its previous iteration, from grip to contracting functions, making sure you have the best blowjob experience from their machine. 

Quick Specs

Material: ABS, POM

Insertiable length: 6.5 inches

Insertiable width: 1.5 inches

Speed: up to 140 strokes per minute

Sensation modes: 10 contracting rings

Charging time: 4 hours

Run time: 1 hour

Quiet? Yes

Hands-free? No

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Perfect travel buddy – compact, lightweight, portable
• Compatible with other Kiiroo sex toys
• Can sync with interactive porn videos
• Easy to clean

Cons

• Lacks sensation for thrusting
• Picky penis size (for average penis size)
• Pricey 

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

The Kiiroo Onyx+ blowjob machine features boast 10 contracting ringside and improved grip performance for a mind-blowing penis stroking sensation. But what is more impressive about this sex toy is its quiet motor that lets you enjoy your solo play sessions discreetly.

This blowjob machine has a firm and stable surface that makes holding on the device quite comfortable and convenient. The body is sleek and quite different from Autoblow sex toys. The cool matte grey finish is easy to grip, minimizing the possibility of accidentally dropping your Kiiroo.

The skin is from the Fleshlight, and by now you should know how premium Fleshlight sleeves are – they are soft, elastic, really life-like, and easy to clean. It definitely mimics the real penetration.

In terms of functionality, the Onxy+ is a huge improvement from the previous version; it now features 10 stroking rings for more intense sensation, interactive modes with virtual reality connectivity to let you watch VR porn and sync the movements with it (can link with VR goggles, which is something you should get when you want to level up your masturbation experience).

You can also use FeelConnect or FeelShare app to create your own waves and connect the device to your smartphone.

Starting Up the Onyx+

As with most blowjob machines, you have to charge the Onyx+ first before using it. This bj machine takes full 4 hours to charge fully. Next, remove the sleeve from the packaging and remove the ring from the toy before placing it in the Onyx+ machine. Then, lube the sleeves up (and yours too) before you thrust your penis inside. Press and hold the power button for three seconds to turn it on.

The blue light indicator means the device is in interactive mode, which means you can pair it with your partner’s sex toy. Nevertheless, you are good to go.

Features and Functions We Like

Different Modes for Different Pleasure Experiences

Interactive mode – this is the default mode which comes live automatically once you power on the device. This means you can pair it with your partner’s machine or watch interactive VR videos and sync your Onyx+ with it.

Manual mode – press the power button again to switch the light to purple and turn the blowjob machine to manual mode. This mode lets you take full control machine, from stroke speed and length. Simply swipe the touchpad up to increase stroke speed or down to reduce the speed.

Automatic mode – this mode will activate the rings without your input, you can, however, change the intensity by pressing the buttons.

The Onyx+ is definitely the flagship blowjob machine of Onyx. The internal rings allow the sleeves to expand and contract, giving you an intense head experience, just like a human mouth. It comes with premium features like VR and Bluetooth connectivity, which is definitely something you can look forward to every solo play session. Because of that, it comes with a premium price tag too. The unique, sleek, and discreet design easily makes it one of the best blowjob machines your money can buy.

7. The Handy

If you don’t like the idea of having a bulky machine sit on top of as it pleasures your dick, or if you want a secondary compact, yet powerful blowjob machine you can bring with you anywhere you go, then you should consider The Handy. It is jam-packed with features that even the bulky blowjob machines can’t offer individually. 

Quick Specs

Material: ABS, silicone, TPE (sleeves)

Weight: 2 lbs.

Insertiable length: 9 inches

Insertiable width: 2.75 inches

Stroke speed: up to 600 strokes per minute

Stroke length: up to 4.3 inches

Sensation modes: Variable speed and stroke length thrusting motion

Noisy? No, very quiet

Hands-free? Sleek and compact, you can use one hand 

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Velcro band allows it to accommodate most penis sizes
• Can sync with interactive content, thanks to Bluetooth-connectivity, WiFi connectivity
• Compatible with other manual strokers
• Clear detachable sleeves make for easy and hassle-free cleaning

Cons

• No rechargeable batteries, must be plugged to the power outlet or power supply to use
• Only one sleeve available

What’s in the Blowjob Machine

The product comes in a nice minimalist-designed, black box, almost like a smartphone. They really nailed the presentation aspect in the packaging.

The device comes in high-quality plastics, complete with all the features and wizardry you can expect from a premium product. The sleeves are TPE, similar to most sleeves out there. It is compact and light, you can pleasure yourself with it with one hand. This makes the masturbator easy to move around and have fun with than those other blowjob machines that come with hard bulky cases.

Design-wise, The Handy is a pretty machine (except for the Velcro strap).

Features and Functions We Like

For penis of all sizes

The Handy can accommodate a penis of all sizes (up to 9 inches), which should be more than enough for penis owners. The stroke can go up to 4.5 inches, way better than most blowjob machines out there that usually manage 2 to 3 inches of stroke length.

The Handy calls itself the Ultimate Handjob Machine. If we’re talking about power and stroke speed, then this automatic male sex toy laps most blowjob machines in this list, as it clocks a whopping 600 strokes per minute, that’s 10 strokes per second, who would want that? Kind of overkill to say the least. Regardless, it shows the power of its motor.

Versatile connectivity

You can also download the HandyFeeling app and connect this male masturbator with your partner’s sex toy and control the device via Bluetooth or WiFi. Takes some hard work to set up, but once it’s done, it’s pretty much plain smooth sailing from there.

Switch through different sleeves, for different sensations

The Handy comes with two types of sleeves called TrueGrip; one is open-ended, and the second one is closed-ended. You may think the latter would feel better, but both are actually surprisingly good. They’re both soft and textured; it really grips and hugs your penis once inside. The open-ended feel tighter, but still quite comfortable.

Also, this blowjob machine is compatible with other manual strokers. This means you can use those sleeves you have in your arsenal, thanks to its TrueGrip Velcro band.

The biggest selling point of The Handy, however, is it works perfectly for small to medium size sleeves. Obviously, some sleeves give more resistance than others, which, unfortunately, can heat up the motor. However, they feel quite realistic, such as the Tenga Spinner.         

Note: Full-size Fleshlight won’t work with The Handy, as it is simply too big and heavy for the compact masturbator to accommodate. Generic pocket pussies and other product lines like Quickshot, Tenga Spinner, etc., work perfectly with it though. 

Virtual masturbation ready

Yes, the immersive porn experience is not unique to The Handy, and it’s not a faultless experience either. It feels buggy and glitches at times, sometimes, the movements don’t feel synced. However, it’s a good option to have.

Also, the good news is, they are continuously updating the firmware of this bj machine, so expect it to get better.

Honorable Mention: La Bocca Della Verita By Magic Eyes

While this is not technically a machine (it’s a manual blowjob stroker), since we are discussing the “best bang for your buck”, we felt it deserves a spot on this list. 

Quick Specs

Materials: TPE

Insertiable length: up to 5 inches

Insertiable width: 1.5 inches

Stroke speed: this entirely depends on you

Weight: 400g

Sensation: Suction action

Quiet? Noisy when lubed

Hands-free? No, it’ a manual masturbator.

Pros and Cons

Pros

• Realistic look and feel (with lips, tongue, teeth, and throat ridges)
• Intense suction from close-ended designed sleeves
• Temperature responsive for real-life experience
• Compact and lightweight
• Affordable price tag

Cons

• No machine, motor, choker beads, etc.
• Requires some arm stamina for manual wanking

What’s in the blowjob box?

The box features a topless anime girl, which should be enough to give you an idea about what the product actually is.

It may look stupidly simple, but there is more to La Bocca Della Verita than meets the eye. Equipped with a realistic mouth, tongue, nose, teeth, and ridges of the throat, it is definitely one of the most realistic blowjob masturbators your money can buy. Plus, it is super cheap.

This male masturbator has outer lips, tongue, teeth, uvula, etc., all to mimic the look and feel of a real mouth. That means a realistic blowjob. While some users love the teeth (as it gives realistic blowjob vibes), some think it gets in the way. Either way, you can keep them or remove them should you feel uneasy or uncomfortable with them.

This manual masturbator doesn’t beat any of the best blowjob machines on this list. However, it is super cheap. Probably one of the best male sex toys for that price tag. Obviously, since it is manual, your solo play depends entirely on you.

For a more realistic experience, submerge this blowjob tool in hot water for ten to 15 minutes before your solo play to warm and stretch the rubber for a more pleasurable blowjob session.

How to buy your first blowjob machine

Know what you want

Blowjob machines absolutely revolutionized the male sex toy industry, and there are already hundreds of them in the market. And while having multiple options is good, too many options can be overwhelming. You want the best bang for your buck, right? If yes, then you first have to know what to look for. The best way to narrow down your options is to know and understand all the options you have. So before you go deep into the rabbit hole, it pays to know the different types of blowjob machines out there.

Understanding Different Types of Head Action Simulation

As with most things in life, not all blowjob machines are made equal. Most automatic blowjob machines differ in how they simulate the head action; some vibrating blowjob machines vibrate each time you thrust your penis in, and some will stroke your penis at different length ranges, and speeds. Others come in suction to simulate, to simulate a real human mouth, like a good blowjob simulator. There is also a blowjob sex toy that offers a hands-free experience so you can lay back close your eyes and imagine your wildest fantasy as the machine milks your rod. Some won’t let you imagine, as they can sync with virtual reality porn videos for a more realistic and immersive experience.

Size

While you can settle for one-size-fits-all, others can offer the best experience for your size, like those blowjob machines that work with masturbation sleeves. Sleeves come in different sizes, textures, and tightness, which are all important for the specific feeling that you are looking for. If you plan to get the latter, then you have to know the different types of sleeves or the models that fit your penis best.

Yes, you read that right, models. Many sleeves in the sex toy market are molded from some of the most popular adult stars such as Riley Reid, Stoya Destroya, Elsa Jean, Eva Lovia, Christy Mack, Asa Akira, Angela White, Dillon Harper, and more. Their sleeves are specifically designed to provide a specific feel; through intensity and tightness.

Speaking of size, since automatic blowjob machines come with mechanical and electrical parts, they can get quite bulky. Some are even the size of a football. While there are discreet and compact bj machines, many of the products out there are chunky, which is ideal for home users. But if you live in an apartment with roommates, then you definitely have to consider the size of the blowjob machine too.

Materials

As said earlier, not all blowjob toys are made the same, and different brands and models come with different materials. Most blowjob simulator toy in the market today is made up of traditional materials such as silicone, rubber, and Kelly, which are often cheaper. The expensive ones are made with modern materials like thermoplastic elastomer (sold under the brand names Ultra Realistic 3.0 and CyberSkin). If money is not a problem, then you are better off with thermoplastic elastomers, since they have the best feeling.

Obviously, your budget should not be the determining factor for your pleasure. There are also other important aspects that you definitely need to consider. If you are allergic to latex for example, then you should absolutely avoid blowjob machines made with rubber, no matter how cheap or good a head it can provide.

Also, know that some materials are more prone to harbor bacteria than others. Jelly material, for example, is notorious for allowing bacterial growth, as its highly porous material and sponge-like surface easily trap bacteria and microorganisms inside.

Cleaning

Another important thing to consider is the cleaning process of the blowjob machine. Indeed, cleaning your blowjob simulator after getting a mind-blowing virtual head can be really annoying. But that is absolutely non-negotiable, you have to get up and do it every time you finish with it. Otherwise, you will end up with a disgustingly stinky and gunky blowjob sex toy in your next solo play.

Fortunately, most male sex toys in the market are designed for quick and easy cleaning. The sex toy industry knows that men hate this part of owning a sex toy, thus they made sure that it is as hassle-free and as easy as possible.

The cleaning process, of course, can differ from one sex toy to another, depending on the materials. Silicone, for example, can be sterilized using hot boiling water. Elastomer male sex toys, on the other hand, must not be exposed to extreme heat, thus, you should never use hot water to sterilize them. You can, of course, use mild soap or a sex toy cleaner in most cases.

Choosing Your First Virtual Blowjob Machine

If you haven’t been living under a rock, then you know that virtual reality porn is a thing. And man, what a wild thing it is (don’t worry, this list will many a lot of blowjob simulators ad virtual reality porn videos you can hook them with). VR porn takes masturbation to a whole new level, thanks to the interactive blowjob machine that works with them.

When buying a blowjob machine for virtual reality porn consumption, make sure you get yours from reliable manufacturers. You can never go wrong with companies that have been in the industry for quite some time now and have established their name by producing high-quality, durable, and long-lasting male masturbators.

While all of them will claim their products are made of the highest quality materials and are durable, you should do your homework and read through their customer reviews and comments. You can research online for in-depth reviews of their products, or read through what people are saying in the comment section. YouTube review videos are a great source of info for this.